This page is so random, it's like trying to find a decent haircut in a hurricane.
Duck and cover, the randomness is incoming! | Hold on to your hat, things are about to get wild!
This is where things start to get really crazy. Be careful not to fall off the edge, or you might end up in Randomness Level 12.
This is where all hope is lost. The randomness is so intense, you'll be lucky to find your way back to reality.
This is where things start to get a little interesting. Don't get too comfortable, it's just a taste of what's to come.